oh duodenum, oh ileum, oh COLON~! why do you fail me at such a time as this? what have I done to deserve this? the splashes, the agony, the pain!! have i not ingested enough fibre to satisfy your peristaltic needs? have i not consumed enough roughages to form the bulk to aide your movements? why do you allow such fluid movement? why do you let the water move unharmed? i beg, i hope, that this onli lasts this moon... with knees bowed, hands clenched, please, i beg thee, please... guard the passage way, and cease the flooding...


argh. diarrhoea.